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STEGOSAURUS INSTITUTION

The entire stegosaurus dinosaur has to do with reproduction. They are the ultimate lovers, the ultimate braggarts. They are the love dinosaurs.

The tiny head is necessary. The males head must fit around or between the females plates when in the mating position. The high back is necessary. They can not mount over like a dog. They must mount upward.

Even the plates play a part. The plates have a plant-like or flowery appearance. Flowers are for lovers. They were probably brightly colored.

The stubby toes fit under the females plates. The tail helps the male balance when standing on two legs. The wide hip provides a platform for the front legs (only one, the other hangs and could aid in balance). The tail spikes could be taken poetically as rose thorns. The tiny head creates a need for the rear processor in the hip. The highly arched back would require a lot of support structure.

The love dinosaurs were discovered by James Morrin. He also discovered the face of hallucigenia. Hallucigenia is a bizarre creature that has a face like an ant. Mr. Morrin also wrote the book Strange Christian Tales. Frankenstein meets the savior. The coming of Slimycross. Were there werewolves on Noahs boat?

The reproductive organ of a male gorilla is about 1 and 1/4 inches. So King Kong had 5 inches. Once again man defeats the might Kong. Nothing is known about Godzilla, but some would even say that it glows.

When God said “Let there be light”, He told us how He made all things. Light emits electrons and positrons. Light produces protons and neutrons. Light makes atoms. No one knows how He made larger atoms. Standard laboratory procedures include heat, pressure, electricity… The Morrin equation (The Genesis 3 equation) is n(photons) -> mass. Thirteen photons make hydrogen.

When the first electron was emitted it immediately slowed down. This is when time began. When things are going in different directions at different speeds then there is time.

Gravity is (theoretically) produced by the orbiting electron. As the electron moves about in its orbit its electromagnetic field varies. Gravity is spun out of that. This theory has no weak points and it does have conceptual support. The equation is sum(delta e)—>G.

If you look at the moon with binoculars you will see 4 lines and a horse. 4 horses. The final wars have begun, the horsemen are riding. On the lines there are two dots and two dashes. In Morse code this is i m. I am. Sometimes the moon rotates about 60 degrees and then you see a mushroom cloud over a peninsula. This is arguably the best of the signs in the heavens. It is getting harder to see the lines since signs do not really matter anymore. At present there are two moons. Binoculars show a normal moon so it is illusory. The Stegosaurus Institution monitors the moon.

September 2023. When the moon is rising the 4 horse symbols are upside down. In this position it resembles a larvae. So maybe that means 4 horsemen then new life. December 2023. The symbols are degraded. Only three lines are easy to see.

December 19, 2024. The horse was on the edge of the disk, but now all the symbols are centered once again.

Space for four horse moon log.

Jesus wants to save all men. Frankenstein was many men.

God enjoyed Himself when He created the love dinosaurs.

Lord Jesus. This is my room? It must be a mile across. And the walls are solid gold. And theres that banana split on the table over there. Can I stay?!

The Bible says that there is no time in heaven. Maybe I will understand that after I have been there a couple of hours.

If the earth was the size of a twelve inch globe, how thick would the atmosphere be? As thick as a piece of paper. So flooding this mini earth would take less than 10 drops of water.

It is possible to compute the river of blood. Assume each man bleeds two quarts of blood. Then stack one quart milk containers so high and so wide for 180 miles. It comes out about 400 million men, which is about what we expect.

Adam and Eve saw a dark sky at first. God can speed up time. No one knows how long it was until little lights appeared.

Did the lizard of love have enhanced pleasurable sensations. Did unknown sensations run up and down their flowery spines. Probably not as the human and the hippo would complain.

Tarzan approached the mightiest gorilla in the jungle, saying “Mine is bigger than yours”. The ape fell into great sorrow, knowing that the ape man was right. But the ape knew, in his heart, how to be rid of this insult.

Presented here is “the best” of the Museum of Dinosaur Reproduction. The illustrations might not be for everyone.

Dimetrodon. It took five years to finalize the the theory. Clay models show that this is the correct position.

Tryannosaurus. Those little arms just hang there. None of that “Rawr” stuff. Spinosaurs mate very much like tryannosaurs. The sail is not a factor.

Brontosaurus. The long necks mated somewhere between horse size and elephant size. They did not mate when they were giants.

If you poked your girlfriend in the side every time you kissed her she would say something. Iguanodons had a spiked thumb and so were a special case.

Compsognathus. This was the first illustration.

From the “Macabre Dinosaurs” series.

Ankylosaurs had protuberances on their backs. But there was enough room for the male to place his feet. The male organ glided under a battery of terrible spikes. Surely the ankylosaurus was the bravest of all of the dinosaurs.

Therizinosaurus..

The mating angle is precise.

Pteranodon.

Plesiosaurus.

The giant ground sloth is a special consideration because of the claws. Tickle tickle tickle.

A number of motion picture companies have recommended Strange Christian Tales for a movie. Someday everything will click and it will happen.

Hallucigenia. It’s name comes from hallucination because no one could figure out what it was. There is a photo of the face and this is the correct reconstruction. There are many incorrect reconstructions. The history of the thing is more crazy than the thing itself.

A letter was sent to the British Museum saying that when I die my remains will be sent to them They could mount the box inside the ribcage of some dinosaur. Then my remains would be inside of a dinosaur. They caught on that it was mostly a joke but wrote back saying they were not allowed to mix different species.

Introduction to dinosaur artificial intelligence.

If <see food> then <chase>.

If <see gal> then <chase>.

At the Jurassic Museum of Asturias in Spain they mounted life size tyrannosaurus skeletons in the mating position. The Union de Comoros issued a stamp with mating dinosaurs.

The Bible says God will speed up time at the end. Most people have already noticed this. It is an act of kindness. The last seven years will seem like perhaps two years.

Want to see a a photograph of the City of Gold? Go to images of square nebula. How many things in space are big and gold and square?

Jesus loves you.

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